RandyBobA went on a rampage last night with alcohol and cookies. He was like a drunk, assholish Cookie Monster, only not so lovable or blue. He warned his buddies that he was going to go off on people to try and shake things up. Boy, did he ever. It was like a staff meeting all over again, only there wasn't some dumb math teacher rambling on about how good they are.
For the reward challenge, they had an auction. RandyBob paid around $220 for three beers and some peanuts. This is totally out of character for our metal shop super hero who's favorite formula for buying beer is widely known as: "ALCOHOL, DIVIDED BY PRICE EQUALS HAPPINESS." This formula usually gets louder and slurrier as the night wanes.
AAAAnnnyways, SusieDana bought a hot bath. Thank goodness. She then said that it was too hot and got out. What a waste of money. Boiled melons.
Toward the end of the auction, RandyBob bought a plate of cookies to be shared with the tribe. The moron (social misfit that he is) asks Probst, "I can keep them for myself if I want?" The answer was, No. He proceeded to offer SugarCollette one who promptly refused. Sugar hates RandyBob. RandyBob offered her his very own, last cookie and she took it and gave it to MattyDebi. Oh Man, this infuriated the already furious, genetically furious, RandyBobA.
For Immunity, they had to stack blocks in an obstacle course. KenKatheenR won. BobKathyJ made a fake immunity idol and gave it to RandyBob who played it confidently at Tribal. Needless to say, he was shocked. Good thing he was voted off or the next episode would be very painful to watch. There would be a dead science teacher on a stick for dinner.
Remember, take Survivor to work with you: Don't drink while politicing; Smile because people will think that you have a secret; Tell random people about obvious weather conditions.
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