Ozzfest

Stupid Ozzybonnie did it again. She dominated in the water retrieving coconuts then gets sent to Exile Island where she finds the immunity idol. The Oz had this to say, "I'm a wiz when in the wata which is why I win. Hee Hee. Now shut up while I hand out these tissues."

For reward which Ozonnie dominated in, they had to retrieve coconuts, put them in a basket, swim the basket to shore and make a word out of them. HOLY CRAP, the fans sucked (n0t the good kind either). They were awful. They were like eighth graders trying to slow dance: stiff legged and more side to side than forward. Oh, and get this. The favs get all ten coconuts back and set them out with the letters showing that are supposed to make one word. Big 'ol Jamesjerome says, "Cood it be 'triumphant?"' I don't know if the guy was channeling Pat Sajak or what but it was amazing! Faves win.

For Immunity, they had to unshackle themselves but still be connected by long rods that had a pivot point and maneuver their way through a course. Faves win again. Erikjohn the ice cream scooper couldn't undo his lock and cost them a lot of time. What a moron. Probably doesn't know how to work a chair either: too many moving parts.

Fans had another chance to get rid of Chetpam- the -lame and didn't. When it came down to it, Joelkara is too neurotic to keep Mikeymandi around. SO, the moron orchestrated her demise. Mandimikey goes home.

Remember, take Survivor to work with you: Buy a Bluetooth so that people won't know you talk to yourself. Wear the same outfit for a whole week and see if anyone notices. Repeat the last word anyone says to you as a question and see how long the conversation lasts.